Globally Insane
Patiently waiting for the Zombie Apocalypse

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

image

(via best-of-tumblr)

samandriel:

I’m gonna start a frat called psi phi pi where we just watch sci-fi movies while eating pie. ΨΦπ represent. 

(via dramasbomin)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via cornputer)

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

(via easilyhumored)

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

(Source: queenpalms, via lasagnelasagne)

Jensen Ackles | NJCon 2014 [x]

(Source: justjensenanddean, via casfucker)

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

(Source: notpornstars, via cornputer)

fallen-weeping-angel:

I love this scene cause they never even have to lie once

(Source: gatsbees, via dramasbomin)

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

(via lasagnelasagne)

macklemorologist:

mackling

mack•ling [mak-ling]

verb

1. the act of speaking over mogai people and tone policing

"jerry began mackling angrily on his pro-porn feminist blog after he saw some gays being heterophobic"

noun

2. a baby ally

(via lasagnelasagne)

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

(via toasterama)